"I'm slowly escaping from humanity"

Is it any wonder why mom would say that?

Let us ponder the last few weeks and see what we come up with.

Pops is almost done with the loo downstairs.  Well the showers the only thing left.  He's also torn apart his BMW to fix it but has exercised restraint and will not touch it until the shower is done.  He'll be riding around on it in no time.  I'll say by next week.

Mom well she's going in sane.  Who wouldn't be if your kids were home sick all week.  If you call to talk to her please remember short sentences and no sudden loud noises. 

Enola got foot and mouth disease.  (Ah those were the days)  She's been home and will be back in school tomorrow.  She's been cross stitching a lot and is doing well at it.

Jett is home with the "Swine Flu "  ok not that but something.  They thought maybe it was what Enola had at first.  Mom being the brave soul she is sacrificed herself for other mothers keeping Jett home so other little kids didn't get sick.  He also poked himself in the eye or threw up a stick and has a depth perception problem whatever happen he gave his eyeball a scratch and got to wear an eye patch band aid.  While I've been in here writing he also called 911 and got himself grounded.
I guess the parents plan on keeping them around for a little while longer.

News of this place

This is Jett defender of all first graders everywhere.
On Wed Jett came home from school telling us that Ryder (A bully at school who has caused problems with everyone all year. He's a big boy too) was threatening Jett that he was going to beat him up. On Thurs mom went and picked Jett up from school for his dentist appointment and there was another little boy sitting in the office with an ice pack on his face. Ryder had beat him up. Today (Friday) Jett went to school and told Ryder not to pick on his friends it's not nice. (The boy with the ice pack was Jetts friend) Ryder didn't like being told not to be a bully so he threw a punch at Jett who with his cat like quickness dodged the punch and stuck up for himself by punching Ryder back. Ryder quickly obtained a bloody nose and lost a tooth. That wasn't the end of it. Jett also charged Ryder tackled him and continued to punch him. (I imagine A Christmas Story and the fight between Ralphy and Scott Fargus) A couple of little girls came running over to stop the fight, but it wasn't until Mrs. Moore came over that Jett was done proving that Ryder is NOT the strongest kid in school, and it doesn't pay to be a bully. Especially if Jett is around.
This is beautiful Enola and her hollow Easter Eggs that she decorated at school.

Enola cannot get her nose pierced for real so she did the next best thing. Put five different colored Cheerios there instead. I would have stuck with the one purple one. But for some people one just isn't enough.

Crack head is looking a little round in the belly area. So if your looking for a kitten stay tuned there might be more feline soon to come.