"I'm slowly escaping from humanity"

Is it any wonder why mom would say that?

Let us ponder the last few weeks and see what we come up with.

Pops is almost done with the loo downstairs.  Well the showers the only thing left.  He's also torn apart his BMW to fix it but has exercised restraint and will not touch it until the shower is done.  He'll be riding around on it in no time.  I'll say by next week.

Mom well she's going in sane.  Who wouldn't be if your kids were home sick all week.  If you call to talk to her please remember short sentences and no sudden loud noises. 

Enola got foot and mouth disease.  (Ah those were the days)  She's been home and will be back in school tomorrow.  She's been cross stitching a lot and is doing well at it.

Jett is home with the "Swine Flu "  ok not that but something.  They thought maybe it was what Enola had at first.  Mom being the brave soul she is sacrificed herself for other mothers keeping Jett home so other little kids didn't get sick.  He also poked himself in the eye or threw up a stick and has a depth perception problem whatever happen he gave his eyeball a scratch and got to wear an eye patch band aid.  While I've been in here writing he also called 911 and got himself grounded.
I guess the parents plan on keeping them around for a little while longer.